Extraordinarily Ordinary

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18. Male. Australia

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jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

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swasticunts:

I tamagotchu pregnant

(via pizza)

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After 10 days: (1) Facebook

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gayleaf:

victorias secret

victorias rumour

victorias regret

:(

(via pizza)

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dingoinnuendo:

wwebkinz:

dingoinnuendo:

makin my way downtown

have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior

walkin faster

(via pizza)

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fatwink:

one of the major flaws with sex is that i have to get naked

(via di-optase)

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kitty-land:

Hahahhahahaha

(Source: nydotr, via x-chemicalism-x)

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(Source: stylishelegance, via x-chemicalism-x)

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